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Thursday, April 22, 2010

Your Thursday Morning Laugh

Posted by David Oscar Markus at 10:04 AM
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The Southern District of Florida blog was started in 2005 by David Oscar Markus, who is a criminal trial and appellate lawyer in Miami, Florida. He frequently practices in federal courts around the country, including his hometown, the Southern District of Florida and the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals. He is a former law clerk to then-Chief Judge of the District, Edward B. Davis.

For David's resume, click here.

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  • Cecilia Altonaga (Chief)
  • K. Michael Moore
  • Donald Middlebrooks
  • William Dimitrouleas
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  • Kathleen Williams
  • Darrin Gayles
  • Beth Bloom
  • Robin Rosenberg
  • Roy Altman
  • Rudy Ruiz
  • Rodney Smith
  • Raag Singhal
  • Aileen Cannon
  • Jacqueline Becerra
  • David Leibowitz
  • Melissa Damian

Senior Judges:
James Lawrence King
Jose A. Gonzalez, Jr.
William Zloch
Federico Moreno
Donald Graham
Daniel T. K. Hurley
Joan A. Lenard
Patricia A. Seitz
Paul C. Huck
Kenneth Marra
James I. Cohn
Robert Scola

Magistrate Judges:
  • Chief Magistrate Jonathan Goodman
  • Judge Edwin G. Torres
  • William Matthewman
  • Patrick M. Hunt
  • Alicia O. Valle
  • Shaniek Maynard
  • Lauren Louis
  • Bruce Reinhart
  • Lisette Reid
  • Jared M. Strauss
  • Ryon McCabe
  • Panayotta Augustin-Birch
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