"Did you say you were going to apply to be U.S. Attorney?"
"I said I was thinking about—"
"And you're not going to apply, are you?"
"Of course not, but I'm pretty sure people got that."
"And did you not use my PACER account for a post about Paris Hilton?"
"And did you not ignore all the comments from my readers?"
"Stop crossing me, D. I'm not some government agent," I said. "At least as far as you and Acosta know."
D.O.M. went slackjawed. He had the exact look that Carrie Underwood's boyfriend must have had when he saw what she did to his truck.
"What?" I said. "Too soon?"