Editorial by Judge Luck and Judge Altman

By John R. Byrne

Many of you have likely heard about the shocking and tragic murder of a young Israeli couple outside the Capital Jewish Museum after they had attended a gathering of the American Jewish Committee. This should hit close to home, as the AJC just recently hosted several of our judges at an AJC event on Watson Island. The Dispatch has published an editorial written by four federal judges, including Judge Luck and Judge Altman, addressing the incident. Worth a read. Linking to it here. 

FBA event coming up

 

RIP Paul Donnelly

What an absolute tragedy.  Paul Donnelly, a really good guy and great lawyer, died this morning.  He was in federal court waiting to be called for a sentencing hearing before Judge Becerra.  The marshals and co-counsel did all they could until rescue arrived.  He died pursuing justice.  

Really awful.

Sitting it Out

By John R. Byrne

Want to make sure the Supreme Court never hears one of your legal disputes? Sign them all to book deals. At least, that might be a way to avoid the justices from considering your case. 

This past Monday, six justices--Alito, Sotomayor, Gorsuch, Barrett and Jackson--recused themselves from considering the cert petition in a case called Baker v. Coates. The plaintiff (Baker) was an author who sued another author (Coates), claiming that Coates's book, The Water Dancer, plagiarized his book. The trial court dismissed the complaint and the Second Circuit affirmed. And that's where the lawsuit will end. Because of the recusals, the Supreme Court lacked the requisite quorum (the magic number is 6) to consider Baker's cert petition.

Though the justices didn't say why they recused (they aren't required to), the speculation is that it's because a party in the case owns Penguin Random House, which has published (or plans to publish) books by Sotomayor, Gorsuch, Barrett, and Jackson. So, by federal statute--28 U.S.C. § 2109--the Second Circuit becomes the final arbiter of the dispute. Newsweek covers it here. 

Unrelated, the Miami New Times just ran this list featuring "22 Old School Miami Restaurants." Some classics on this list. Still haven't tried a hot dog from Arbetter's.

Eleventh Circuit Strikes Down Protection of Children Act

By John R. Byrne

You may remember a few years back there was some press coverage about kids allegedly attending drag shows in Florida. That led to the Florida legislature passing the Protection of Children Act, which made it a misdemeanor to admit a child into an “adult live performance.” The statute actually defined that term to track the Supreme Court’s three-pronged “Miller Test” (the test uses language that probably sounds vaguely familiar to you—phrases like “appeals to the prurient interest” and “lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value,” etc.). Still, the court—in a majority opinion by Judge Rosenbaum joined by Judge Abudu—held the statute was unconstitutionally vague, focusing on the statute’s reference to “lewd conduct,” which the court said was an ambiguous phrase that would necessarily sweep in some protected speech.

This might be headed for an en banc hearing.  Judge Tjoflat wrote a lengthy dissent and at least one other court, the Sixth Circuit, ruled differently when examining a similar statute. See Friends of George's, Inc. v. Mulroy, 108 F.4th 431, 439 (6th Cir. 2024). 

Opinion by John Byrne on Scribd

Lawyers Hit with Sanctions when AI Breaks Bad

By John R. Byrne

Magistrate Judge Matthewman just issued a stern warning to lawyers practicing in our district: don't throw your brief drafting car keys to artificial intelligence. A lawyer used AI to do some research and dropped one of the AI-generated citations into his response brief. The problem? The case was fictional. When opposing counsel and the court figured it out, it became a question of sanctions. Because the lawyer came clean relatively quickly, the court didn't go with the nuclear option (no striking of pleadings or the like). Still, the sanctions were meaningful and even extended to the attorney who is serving as local counsel for the out-of-town lawyer who drafted the brief. Opinion is below. 

Another wild "AI-gone-wrong" story involves a "Summer reading list for 2025" article that was published this past Sunday in several prominent newspapers, including the Chicago Sun-Times and The Philadelphia Inquirer. The article recommended several novels, including "The Last Algorithm," by Andy Weir, the author who wrote "The Martian." But Weir didn't write The Last Algorithm. Nor did anyone else, for that matter, because the novel doesn't exist. The author of the article used AI to come up with a list of books and didn't bother checking that list before the article went to print. “I just straight up missed it,” the author told the Chicago Tribune on Tuesday. “I can’t blame anybody else.”

Be careful out there, whether you're reading or writing!

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SDFLA updates

 1.  Jason Reding Quiñones is on his way to becoming the U.S. Attorney for the SDFLA.  Via the Miami Herald:

Miami-Dade County Judge Jason Reding Quiñones took a big step on Thursday toward being confirmed as the top federal prosecutor in South Florida, as the Senate Judiciary Committee voted along party lines in favor of President Donald Trump’s pick for the region’s high-profile law enforcement post. The Republican-led committee vote 12-9 for Reding to head the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of Florida, making him the first nominee for such a position in Trump’s second term to be sent to the full Senate for confirmation.

2.  A former intern at the U.S. Attorney's office can sue after the 11th Circuit reverses dismissal in part.  Via law.com:

The U.S. Court of Appeals for the Eleventh Circuit affirmed in part and reversed in part a case regarding a former intern of the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of Florida who alleged he was unlawfully terminated and that his superior spread defamatory statements about him to media outlets.

***And the U.S. Eleventh Circuit affirmed the district court’s ruling in full—except for one issue.

“While some of Lehr’s alleged actions fall within the scope of her employment, sending Mullane’s hearing transcript to members of the press does not,” the Court ruled.

“If true, the sending of the hearing transcript and related documents to the media would fall outside the scope of Lehr’s employment," the Court ruled. "Lehr would thus not be entitled to protection under the Westfall Act with respect to that alleged act.”

3.  I missed the event, but a few weeks ago Judge Williams interviewed Judge Abudu at the federal courthouse.  I heard it was an incredible event with a lot of energy and enthusiasm.

What's going on in Broward?

I'm not sure what to make of this, so I'll leave it up to you all.  But a Broward state judge has gone law-viral for campaigning on a fake recording and a self-published book.  From Law.com:

A book about alleged salacious goings-on in the Orange and Osceola circuit courts by a former employee found its way into a Broward judge's 2024 election campaign.

Now the Florida Judicial Qualifications Commission has filed a Notice of Formal Charges against Broward County Judge Lauren Nicole Peffer, accusing her of quoting a book she admitted never having read and not exercising "due diligence to determine the reasonableness of the author's claims."

The book's author is a former Ninth Judicial Circuit employee whose writings she allegedly used to "help her campaign," according to the JQC.

Friday, the judge took responsibility.

"The JQC has found probable cause that during my campaign to seek my current judicial position, my reference to content created by a third party—to whom I have absolutely no ties—was a violation of the Judicial Canons which require a judge to act in a manner that instills public confidence. My sole intent was to provide an example of the scrutiny a judge faces and why the judiciary must hold itself to the highest moral standard. While unintentional, I take responsibility for my actions and apologize for the unfortunate effects the reference may have caused my fellow judiciary members," she wrote in an email. "I am dedicated to serving the people of Broward County, and will continue to uphold the highest level of judicial integrity."

The JQC’s Investigative Panel, following a March 28 meeting, found probable cause for formal proceedings pertaining to Peffer’s use of the self-published e-book, The Ninth Circus Court of Florida, My 30-Year Job from Hell!, by "terminated" technology officer and self-proclaimed whistleblower, Brett Arquette of Orlando.

State court has all the fun...