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Monday, April 10, 2023
One Day It Will Please Us To Remember Even This
Paul Hastings' associates have to buy their own work from home setup?
Here's the slide everyone is talking about, which was apparently presented to associates at Paul Hastings. As you can imagine, it's gotten quite a bit of criticism.
Thursday, April 06, 2023
Dershowitz Sees Reversal of Litigation Fortune
By John R. Byrne:
Judge Singhal just granted summary judgment to CNN in a high-profile defamation case. The Plaintiff, Alan Dershowitz, alleged that a host of CNN anchors and commentators misconstrued statements he made to the US Senate during President Trump’s impeachment trial.
Dershowitz Order by John Byrne on Scribd
Tuesday, April 04, 2023
Nikki Fried and Lauren Book arrested for peaceful protests
Well, everyone is talking about Trump and whether that's a political prosecution. Take a look at this arrest last night of Nikki Fried and Lauren Book. What happened to the first amendment?
Yikes.Police just handcuffed & arrested protesters including @NikkiFried & @LeaderBookFL pic.twitter.com/NCdqHJxmcx
— Gary Fineout (@fineout) April 4, 2023
Sunday, April 02, 2023
Judges Branch and Ho ban Stanford Law Students from clerkships
Not just the protestors, but all students who attend Stanford. They are cancelling the whole school because a small group of students tried to cancel a federal judge who was speaking at a Federalist Society event. They are already boycotting Yale.
Hey, more opportunities for the UM law students!
"We will not hire any student who chooses to attend Stanford Law School in the future," Ho, who sits on the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals, said Saturday evening in a speech to the Texas Review of Law and Politics, a transcript of which was reviewed by the Washington Free Beacon. The clerkship moratorium, like the one on Yale, will exempt current law students.
Ho's announcement is the latest and most dramatic effort to hold Stanford accountable for its treatment of Fifth Circuit appellate judge Kyle Duncan, who was shouted down by hundreds of students—and berated by Stanford diversity dean Tirien Steinbach—when he spoke at the law school last month. The students called Duncan "scum," asked why he couldn't "find the clit," and screamed, "We hope your daughters get raped."
Though Steinbach is on leave, Stanford has ruled out disciplining the hecklers, who by Stanford's own admission violated the school's free speech policy.
"Rules aren't rules without consequences," Ho said. "And students who practice intolerance don't belong in the legal profession."
Friday, March 31, 2023
Mickey Strikes Back
By John R. Byrne:
Everyone’s talking about the Trump indictment but, since it’s Friday, we’re going with some lighter fare. Disney!
You may have read about Governor DeSantis's takeover of the Reedy Creek board, which governs the district where Walt Disney World operates. But, apparently, on the eve of the takeover, the old board significantly curbed the new board's powers by having the district enter into a Declaration of Restrictive Covenants in favor of Walt Disney Parks.
As one of the new board members said, “This [document] essentially makes Disney the government. This board loses, for practical purposes, the majority of its ability to do anything beyond maintain the roads and maintain basic infrastructure.”
The new board has hired multiple law firms to look into undoing the covenants.
As a side note, remember the Rule Against Perpetuities? You know, that rule you learned for the bar exam and then promptly forgot about after the test? It makes an appearance in the Declaration! The restrictive covenants are in place "in perpetuity" unless that violates the Rule Against Perpetuities, in which case they will be in place "until twenty one (21) years after the death of the last survivor of the descendants of King Charles III, King of England living as of the date of this Declaration." I think that works.
If you're interested in reading the Declaration, the Orlando Sentinel includes it in their article.
Enjoy the weekend and go Canes!
Wednesday, March 29, 2023
Oath Keepers juror speaks
Wowee. You should read this entire Politico article about the deliberations, but there's this:
Ellen indicated that she and another juror who happened to be a lawyer helped spearhead a lot of the deliberations. Some jurors, she said, did not seem to have followed every twist and turn of the trial. Others, she said, seemed to have preconceived notions against convicting anyone regardless of the facts — which the jury had to overcome to arrive at its verdict. And when she completed her service, after a five-week trial and lengthy deliberations, Ellen came away with a conclusion: If she were ever on trial, she would waive her right to a jury and instead let the judge decide her fate.
“I would never want my fate in the hands of people who are mostly completely ill-equipped to understand what’s going on,” she said.
Ellen described the extraordinary volume of evidence jurors had to sift through as they considered the 34 counts against the six defendants — part of prosecutors’ video evidence trove that is unparalleled in American history. She said she grew exasperated at times with some jurors’ insistence that they had to rely only on direct evidence to reach a conviction, rather than circumstantial evidence that can point to someone’s guilt. But despite these frustrations, she ultimately compared the experience to “12 Angry Men” and a “made-for-TV movie” in which jurors understood the gravity of their charge and the significance of the case they had just witnessed.
Ellen indicated that of the four defendants who took the stand “three did harm to themselves by testifying.” One of them, she said, was Bennie Parker, whose testimony she said helped convince the jury that there was a plan to storm the Capitol even before the group arrived at the building. That testimony, she said, damaged other defendants, including Parker’s wife Sandra, who was convicted on several counts for which Parker — who didn’t enter the building — was acquitted.
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Ellen saved her harshest remarks for some of the defense lawyers in the case, who she said at times acted in ways that perplexed and even upset the jury. For example, the lawyer for one defendant, Laura Steele, didn’t put on a case for his client but noticeably laughed repeatedly throughout the trial, Ellen said.
“I was horrified,” she said.
Tuesday, March 28, 2023
Justice Gorsuch dissents from cert denial
It's the well-known Donziger prosecution, which involved a lawyer being held in contempt. Justice Kavanaugh joined the dissent, which explains:
When Mr. Donziger failed to comply fully with the court’s orders, it held him in criminal contempt and referred the matter to the U. S. Attorney’s Office for prosecution. See 38 F. 4th 290, 295 (CA2 2022). After some deliberation, however, the U.S. Attorney “‘respectfully declined’” to take up the case. Ibid. (alteration omitted).
Apparently displeased with this decision, the district court responded by setting up and staffing its own prosecutor’s office. Ibid. In the bench trial that followed, that office secured a conviction and the court sentenced Mr. Donziger to six months in prison. Ibid. Throughout these proceedings and on appeal, Mr. Donziger objected. He argued that the district court had no lawful authority to override the Executive Branch’s nonprosecution decision and that our Constitution’s separation of powers exists in no small measure to keep courts from becoming partisans in the cases before them. Despite his arguments, the Second Circuit affirmed Mr. Donziger’s conviction. Id., at 306. Judge Menashi dissented. Id., at 306–315.
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However much the district court may have thought Mr. Donziger warranted
punishment, the prosecution in this case broke a basic constitutional
promise essential to our liberty. In this country, judges have no more
power to initiate a prosecution of those who come before them than
prosecutors have to sit in judgment of those they charge. In the name
of the “United States,” two different groups of prosecutors have asked
us to turn a blind eye to this promise. Respectfully, I would not. With
this Court’s failure to intervene today, I can only hope that future
courts weighing whether to appoint their own prosecutors will consider
carefully Judge Menashi’s dissenting opinion in this case, the
continuing vitality of Young, and the limits of its reasoning. Our Constitution does not tolerate what happened here.