These jobs don't come around too often. The Miami US Attorney's office has announced vacancies in their criminal, civil, appellate, and asset forfeiture sections. The deadline for applying is April 18, so you'll need to get your application materials together quickly. The district is regularly one of the busiest in the country, trial-wise, and you'll hone your skills going against the best criminal defense bar around.
Congrats to the Gators on winning the school's third national title in basketball last night. Only seven universities have won more than three titles. A good trivia question for you to ponder today.
Off the top of my head: UCLA, Kentucky, Duke, NC, UNLV, Michigan, and UConn
ReplyDeleteYes, why are these jobs open, I wonder? Guess we'll never know. Just be ready to demonstrate that you will put loyalty to Trump's policies and government over any silly bar oath or notions of personal morality you might still hold.
ReplyDeleteYou'd think someone could have proofread the job listings before posting. The typos are embarrassing.
ReplyDeleteOn-brand. Embarrassing is the federal government's new m.o.
DeleteProofreaders have been fired by DOGE.
DeleteYou have to kiss the ring and chase illegals to get hired! Be a card holding annointed federalist society member or some other unqualified sycophant! Embarrassing even to this FL GOP member!
DeleteThe promotions in that place are laughable!
Save the paper, ink, bandwidth and sit this one out!
@507 too busy staging photo ops and news conferences with Bondie Blondie.
Delete945p- have to be a member of FOH- LEC, Friends Of Hayden- Lack of Experience Club
DeleteI nominate either of the Paul’s…either one will do. Both would be better.
ReplyDeleteA wonderful place to work.
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