Well, you all remember that local AUSA Mike Garofola is going to be appearing on the Bachelorette. Now, his profile is on ABC.com. Here's the picture:
Below is the questionnaire that he filled out for the show, and here are the highlights posted on the site:
What do you hope to get out of participating in this television show?
I hope to find the woman I am going to marry and have a blast doing it while friends watch it unfold on television.
If you were stranded on a desert island, what 3 things would you bring and why?
1. Insulin - to survive
2. Food/water - see #1
3. Fully charged cell phone - To ask for transportation off said island
Describe your best friend of the opposite sex and why she deserves that title.
Ashley - She has always been there for me during my worst times, is very perceptive and very feisty. She sugar coats nothing, which is good because I can't have sugar.
Where do you see yourself in five years?
I will be married with two children and another on the way, in an amazing home, and at another stage of my professional career.
If you wanted to approach a woman you had never met before, how would you go about it?
I just go up to her and introduce myself. Nothing to it. No gimmicks.
What's your biggest date fear?
I don't have any "fears" when I go on a date.
How embarassing.
ReplyDeleteI have it on good authority that he makes the top 4. Maybe he will get his own reality show out of this.
ReplyDeleteWho gives a shit. Now, if he was a Martinez clerk, he would not be a he, and I may care.
ReplyDeleteHow embarassing
ReplyDeleteDefense lawyers - do you voir dire on whether any one has seen him on the show?
ReplyDeleteWhat price reputation? Mimbo
ReplyDeleteI hope when he finds the girl that she realizes she's going to be spitting out 3 kids in 5 years while decorating and furnishing that amazing house.
ReplyDeleteWomen can just spit them out now? Back in my day it was much more complicated. I may need to tell the missus, she may be up for a few more based on that news.
ReplyDeleteDid he mean to write Mormon?
ReplyDeleteGuy has handwriting like a sloppy sixth grader with dyslexia. Or a serial killer.......hmmm....serial killer psychopath gets job as AUSA....then can't help himself and goes on Bachelor show where woman contests mysteriously turn up dead week after week. Bachelor gets arrested, hires Markus, who puts up brilliant defense and wins, only to realize that he has returned a serial killer to the streets. Could be a sweet mini-series. Matt Damon as David Markus, Paul Rodriguez as Fred Moreno. Eva Mendes in some role because she is smoking hot. This thing has legs. I'm getting an agent.
ReplyDeleteNO. Edward James Almos as Fred Moreno. Easy call there.
ReplyDeleteThe guy who plays professor snape...in character as snape...playing the prototypical AUSA. Gilfarb played by Ben Aflack.
ReplyDeleteDougie Houser as David Markus. David Caruso as Michael Caruso.
ReplyDeleteHey Dingus, how exactly does a woman spit out children? Giving birth is a miracle. It takes nine months and a new life is formed and then you PUSH a human out of you know where.
ReplyDeleteYou don't spit out children.
Herve Vilachez as Fred
ReplyDeleteWhat's embarrassing is misspelling "embarrassing."
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