The USAO is very good at issuing press releases when there is an arrest or a conviction. Not so much when there is an acquittal. And there were some acquittals and a hung jury this week:
1. Sabrina Puglisi and Margot Moss got a not guilty before Judge Jordan in a drug case in which their client testified.*
2. AFPDs Aimee Ferrer and Jan Smith won before Judge Seitz in a gun case.
3. AFPD Miguel Caridad and David Joffe hung a jury before Judge Cooke. Apparently, Joffe's client originally pled guilty but was permitted to withdraw the plea and now is going for round 2.
*Full disclosure -- I share space with Sabrina and Margot is my law partner.
Oy vey.
ReplyDelete1. I don't see many defense lawyers issuing press releases on their guilty verdicts.
2. The practice of issuing a press release on guilty verdicts by the USAO has sound policy purpose (e.g. deterrent). Don't know how wise it would be for the USAO to press release "We can't buy a conviction!"
Actually in the gun case, the defendant was found guilty of possessing cocaine base.
ReplyDeletePoor AUSAs. It must really be embarrassing when you miss a large dead fish in an empty barrel with a double gauge shotgun.
ReplyDeleteIsn't simple possession a misdemeanor? Hooray for the USAO!
ReplyDeleteooh! oooh! a HUGE win! crime fighters! prosecuting destitute drug addicts for a street crime where the cops plant a gun!
ReplyDeleteman, you must be so proud.
real important work.
yawn...
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ReplyDeleteMy client, a poor Bolivian farmer, pled guilty today to the offense of possessing a false visa to enter the US to work and send money back to his family. He received time-served and after a short stay at Krome will return to his family with a felony conviction.
Poor Bolivian farmer should lead the uprising against his oppressive and corrupt government and not break U.S. law. Better yet, he should find a poor Venezuelan farmer to conspire with. Viva la revolucion!
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