Monday, November 30, 2009

Would you do 40 months for a billion bucks?

Bradley Birkenfeld would. He's the UBS banker who helped the government makes its case against UBS and all the tax cheats. Here's the New York Times story:

Bradley C. Birkenfeld was sentenced to 40 months in prison for helping rich Americans dodge their taxes. Now he is hoping for a bit more — a few billion dollars more.
Mr. Birkenfeld, a former private banker at the Swiss bank
UBS, won the enmity of his peers by violating the omerta of Swiss banking: He divulged the tax evasion secrets of UBS, the world’s largest bank by assets, and its well-heeled American clients. As part of a deal with federal prosecutors, he admitted to, among other things, helping to smuggle diamonds in a tube of toothpaste.
Now, as thousands of wealthy Americans seek amnesty for keeping illicit,
offshore bank accounts, Mr. Birkenfeld and his lawyers hope to use a new federal whistle-blower law to claim a multibillion-dollar reward from the American government. If they succeed — and legal experts say the odds are pretty good — it would be the largest reward of its kind.
Mr. Birkenfeld, who is to begin his prison term as soon as January, is being represented by the executive director of the National Whistleblowers Center, Stephen M. Kohn. Mr. Kohn successfully represented Linda Tripp, who helped expose the
Monica Lewinsky scandal of the Clinton years.
“We are seeking at least several billion dollars,” Mr. Kohn said.




So, how much would it take you to do 40 months in a federal pen:

I would do 40 months in federal prison for:
$100,000
$500,000
$1 million
$5 million
no amount of money
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3 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:05 PM

    Breaking news:

    S.Ct. summarily reverses Judges Carnes, Wilson and Pyror in Porter v. McCollum. Worth a read.

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  2. You need to raise the numbers on the poll. I'd do 40 months but not for 5 million because even when you get out you can't work. So I'd need 25 million minimum, and for a billion- what's my surrender date? I can read books for 40 months for a billion, no problemo.

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  3. Anonymous3:44 PM

    Rumpole who are you kidding? For a hack like you five million is more than you'll ever see.

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