"Plaintiff has a great deal to say,
But it seems he skipped Rule 8(a).
His Complaint is too long,
Which renders it wrong,
Please re-write and re-file today."
via ABA Journal (and Seattle Times)
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Bored law clerk at the end of her clerkship?
ReplyDeleteThere once was a clerk for the Judge
ReplyDeleteWho never bore a grudge
She didn't write long
But loved to wear thongs
To lawyers she was the bomb
Such a mysonginist...
ReplyDeleteThere once was Judge's clerk
And boy, was he a jerk
The black robe he thought
was his to sport
but mentally he was too short.