tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9615048.post4644292232036419331..comments2024-03-28T22:42:40.503-04:00Comments on Southern District of Florida Blog: Defense Verdicts of the WeekDavid Oscar Markushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18386723948607633980noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9615048.post-66902766881068168042011-08-23T14:48:20.841-04:002011-08-23T14:48:20.841-04:00Poor Bolivian farmer should lead the uprising agai...Poor Bolivian farmer should lead the uprising against his oppressive and corrupt government and not break U.S. law. Better yet, he should find a poor Venezuelan farmer to conspire with. Viva la revolucion!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9615048.post-12948899784610791342011-08-22T08:51:20.049-04:002011-08-22T08:51:20.049-04:00FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE ----
My client, a poor Boli...FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE ----<br /><br />My client, a poor Bolivian farmer, pled guilty today to the offense of possessing a false visa to enter the US to work and send money back to his family. He received time-served and after a short stay at Krome will return to his family with a felony conviction.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9615048.post-3907942722873540912011-08-22T00:07:47.192-04:002011-08-22T00:07:47.192-04:00ooh! oooh! a HUGE win! crime fighters! prosecu...ooh! oooh! a HUGE win! crime fighters! prosecuting destitute drug addicts for a street crime where the cops plant a gun!<br /><br />man, you must be so proud.<br /><br />real important work. <br /><br />yawn...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9615048.post-58442491023908311782011-08-20T18:00:56.845-04:002011-08-20T18:00:56.845-04:00Isn't simple possession a misdemeanor? Hooray ...Isn't simple possession a misdemeanor? Hooray for the USAO!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9615048.post-37400763197625257062011-08-20T13:32:24.148-04:002011-08-20T13:32:24.148-04:00Poor AUSAs. It must really be embarrassing when yo...Poor AUSAs. It must really be embarrassing when you miss a large dead fish in an empty barrel with a double gauge shotgun.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9615048.post-11303829345813899502011-08-20T01:13:04.110-04:002011-08-20T01:13:04.110-04:00Actually in the gun case, the defendant was found ...Actually in the gun case, the defendant was found guilty of possessing cocaine base.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9615048.post-7116042075541539992011-08-19T16:03:17.086-04:002011-08-19T16:03:17.086-04:00Oy vey.
1. I don't see many defense lawyers ...Oy vey. <br />1. I don't see many defense lawyers issuing press releases on their guilty verdicts. <br />2. The practice of issuing a press release on guilty verdicts by the USAO has sound policy purpose (e.g. deterrent). Don't know how wise it would be for the USAO to press release "We can't buy a conviction!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com