Thursday, January 15, 2026

Hammer Time

A number of sources inside the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of Florida tell me that the entire office was summoned yesterday at 4:00 p.m. 

Mandatory attendance. 

No agenda disclosed. 

At the meeting, the U.S. Attorney reportedly said that defense counsel* in a recent trial unearthed old tweets by Will Rosenzwieg criticizing Donald Trump. He then said that the defense "forced" the government's hand in firing Rosenzweig. Losing the trial after being "forced" to fire a prosecutor was not an option.

So the Office assembled its “dream team” of prosecutors—David Turken, Roger Cruz, and Rob Moore—to try the case.

In front of the entire office, the trio was presented with the first-ever “Golden Hammer” awards. Actual, oversized, shiny golden hammers. ...

 * Defense counsel vehemently denies it, says it's completely untrue, and it didn't come from them.

4 comments:

  1. Amateur insecure idiots occupying a dangerous position with the ability to hurt innocent people and damage the justice system.

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  2. Anonymous10:05 AM

    Rump, that describes the entire Trump administration. And that's putting it nicely.

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  3. Anonymous3:38 PM

    How embarrassing for the normal, career employees who just want to serve the country with dignity.

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    1. Anonymous4:28 PM

      They picked the wrong job if that's what they want, particularly under this president who the experienced ones also chose to serve under previously. But yes reviewing documents to delete the presidents name from a child sex case he clearly is culpable in is probably not how they dreamed of spending their day.

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