Wednesday, November 02, 2022

The Chewbacca Defense

 I can't believe a prosecutor mentioned the Chewbacca Defense in closing and got away with it.  From United States v. Moise, the court quotes the prosecutors closing:

And I don’t want to seem flip, but some of you may have seen it. I think it’s a South Park episode. And there’s a character on there who is -- plays kind of a shyster attorney. And there’s a scene where he’s giving his closing, and he puts up a picture of a Wookie from Star Wars. And he said: That’s a Wookie. What does that have to do with this case? Nothing. That doesn’t make any sense. This case doesn’t make any sense.

Defense counsel objected and, at sidebar, argued that the prosecutor had implied he was a “shyster lawyer,” which the pros-ecutor disputed. The district court instructed the jury to disregard “those last couple of statements about the South Park episode,” and defense counsel did not request further relief. The prosecutor then continued with his argument that defense counsel was trying to distract the jury with irrelevant matters. The court also reminded the jury three times throughout the proceedings that statements made by attorneys are not evidence. Ultimately, the jury reached a guilty verdict on seventeen counts, but was unable to reach a verdict on the remaining six.


*** Alas, harmless error:
The parties agree to that the prosecutor’s “shyster” remark could have been perceived as an attack on the credibility or integ-rity of Moise’s counsel. We also agree that the remark was im-proper on that basis. See Young, 570 U.S. at 9 (attorneys “must not be permitted to make unfounded and inflammatory attacks on the opposing advocate”); United States v. McLain, 823 F.2d 1457, 1462 (11th Cir. 1987) (“[t]o discredit defense counsel in front of the jury is improper”), overruled on other grounds as stated in United States v. Watson, 866 F.2d 381, 385 n.3 (11th Cir. 1989). Nevertheless, we see nothing in the record to suggest that Moise was prejudiced by the “shyster” comment. It was a single, isolated remark in an eight-day trial, and we cannot say it perme-ated the entire trial. See Weinstein, 762 F.2d at 1542. It also came in rebuttal during otherwise proper argument that defense coun-sel’s contentions about the IRS’s initial calculations were not di-rectly relevant to Moise’s guilt or innocence. So despite the pejo-rative nature of the word “shyster,” the jury would have under-stood the prosecutor’s remark as a narrow response concerning the initial calculations, not as a general attack on defense counsel’s character.
Here's the scene from South Park, a classic:

Tuesday, November 01, 2022

Mentorship Opportunities in the SDFLA

By John R. Byrne

The latest issue of The Federal Lawyer carries an article by Judge Bloom spotlighting the Judicial Intern Academy and the Civil Discourse and Difficult Decisions program (“CD3”).  If you’re interested in mentoring high school or law students in our district, it’s a must read. I think nearly every federal judge in South Florida has participated in CD3 at this point. If you want to get involved in CD3 specifically, reach out to attorney Stephanie Turk, who, along with Judges Bloom and Rosenberg, helped export the program to other federal districts.

Sunday, October 30, 2022

USAO goes after Miss Rhode Island for trying to get into Krome to see her boyfriend

 Julianna Strout was also a North Bay Village Commissioner.  

From NBC6:

A North Bay Village commissioner who lied to get her way into a federal detention center so she could see her lover has been convicted, prosecutors said Thursday.

Julianna Clare Strout, 36, pled guilty to a federal information charging her with attempting to enter, and entering, a federal facility using fraud and false pretenses, according to the U.S. Attorney's Office for the Southern District of Florida.

Following the guilty plea, Strout was sentenced to one-year probation and 50 hours of community service.

Prosecutors said the incident involving Strout happened in October 2021 at Krome Detention Center.

At the time, the detention center had temporarily suspended social visits because of the COVID-19 pandemic, but legal visits were still permitted.

Three times Strout entered Krome by lying to Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials about her reason for visiting, prosecutors said.

Strout told officials that she worked as a paralegal for a law firm and that she needed to visit a detainee to have legal documents signed. Strout also presented officials with a letter on the law firm’s letterhead.

Seems so silly to be using our federal resources like this. 

Friday, October 28, 2022

SCOTUS deciding whether Lindsey Graham should have to testify before the grand jury

 CNN has a post about Justice Thomas' stay here.  

SCOTUS covers Graham's request for the stay.  And here is Georgia's response.

Of course, it's time to get rid of grand juries altogether.  They don't serve as protection for citizens in any respect and are simply a tool used by prosecutors to investigate and lock witnesses in.  A complete waste of resources if the goal is to act as a barrier between prosecutors and an indictment.

Wednesday, October 26, 2022

Klugh Takes his Talents to the Civil Side


 By John R. Byrne

The City of Miami has been sued for an "illegal" parking tax. It's a class action. One of the named plaintiffs? Criminal defense attorney Richard Klugh, who's now taking the good fight to the civil side of a court docket. The Miami Herald covers the case here (if you can make it through the pay wall....).


Tuesday, October 25, 2022

11th Circuit to live stream oral arguments

 The 11th Circuit is now going to audio stream all oral arguments.  The announcement is here:

The Court is pleased to announce oral arguments held in open court in all court locations will be live streamed – audio only – beginning October 25, 2022. The live stream may be accessed through the Court’s website (www.ca11.uscourts.gov). Audio recordings of oral arguments held in open court will continue to be posted on the Court’s website. Oral arguments in national security cases and other cases not heard publicly will not be live streamed and recordings of those arguments will not be posted on the Court’s website.

Monday, October 24, 2022

MDLs in the SDFLA

 

By John R. Byrne 

More and more multidistrict litigations (MDLs) are coming to our district. They’re often complicated and a lot of work goes into them, so, when the Joint Panel on Multi-District Litigation (JPML) assigns one to a judge, it’s considered an honor. The JPML is composed of federal judges from each Circuit selected by Chief Justice Roberts. They hold quarterly argument on whether to create a new MDL and, if so, where to send it. It's often a very big deal in the world of federal civil litigation. 


Some districts and judges are frequently assigned MDLs and come to be regarded as "MDL Districts" and "MDL Judges." As an example, Judge M. Casey Rodgers in the Northern District of Florida is on her second major mass tort MDL (this one about 3M earplugs) and is considered by many to be an "MDL Judge." (In 3M several of our SDFLA judges have travelled to Pensacola and presided over bellwether trials.)


The SDFLA has 7 pending (open) MDLs now (listing them below, oldest to newest, with a short summary on what they’re about; some are fairly old and probably not all that active). In terms of sheer numbers, we’re about in the middle of the pack, nationallyWe should move up in the next few years. It would also be great to get one of our judges on the JPML (we’ve never had one serve on the JPML).


I'm going to try and blog more about the interesting aspects of MDLs, particularly as they relate to the SDFL and 11th Circuit.


Judge

Case Name

Case No. 

Summary

Kenneth A. Marra

In re: Chiquita Brands International, Inc.

MDL-1916

Victims contend that Chiquita funneled approximately 1.7 million dollars to the Autodefensas Unidas de Colombia, a Colombian terrorist organization, during the Colombian civil war.

James Lawrence King

In re: Checking Account Overdraft Litigation

MDL-2036

Customers challenging the overdraft fees charged by the federally chartered banks on the ground that the charges were exorbitant

Federico Moreno

In re: Takata Airbag Products Liability Litigation

MDL-2599

Takata made airbags for various car makers. Plaintiffs alleged they exploded, killing or injuring people.

K. Michael Moore

Liquid Toppings Dispensing System (Patent Litigation)

MDL-2832

Kona Ice--that company that sells shaved ice from trucks with a penguin on it--alleged the competitors stole their topping dispensing system.

Darrin P. Gayles

In re: MONAT Hair Care Products Marketing, Sales Practices and Products Liability Litigation

MDL-2841

Claim is that products that were supposed to promote healthy hair growth did the opposite, causing hair loss and scalp irritation.

Robin L. Rosenberg

In re: Zantac (Ranitidine) Products Liability Litigation

MDL-2924

Claim is that ranitidine—an ingredient in Zantac and other heartburn drugs—causes cancer and that drug manufacturers knew it.

Cecilia M. Altonaga

In re: January 2021 Short Squeeze Trading Litigation

MDL-2989

Litigation over Robin Hood Securities’ handling of “meme stocks”—stocks whose price is being mostly driven by social media postings.

Rodolfo A. Ruiz

In re: Mednax Services, Inc., Customer Data Security Breach Litigation

MDL -2994

Mednax (now called Pediatrix) is a company in the health care space. In June 2020, its e-mail system was breached, potentially compromising the personally identifiable and health-related information of nearly two million individuals. Lawsuits ensued.

Raag Singhal

In re: Johnson & Johnson Sunscreen Marketing, Sales Practices and Products Liability Litigation

MDL-3015

Claim is that sunscreen manufactured by J&J defendants contained excessive amounts of benzene, a carcinogen linked to leukemia and other cancers.

 

Friday, October 21, 2022

S.D. Fla. Ties to Trump Investigation


 By John R. Byrne

A lot of South Florida connections to the ongoing DOJ investigation into Trump’s handling of classified documents. Last Thursday, one of our district’s alums, Kash Patel, reportedly appeared before the grand jury. Patel was an AFPD down here before rising to high level positions within the Trump administration (the last being Chief of Staff to the Secretary of Defense).

According to reports about the investigation, no charging decision will be made before the November elections.