tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9615048.post4418956123215855275..comments2024-03-27T14:54:46.050-04:00Comments on Southern District of Florida Blog: Prosecutors seek protectionDavid Oscar Markushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18386723948607633980noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9615048.post-4285102919647999962008-08-07T21:17:00.000-04:002008-08-07T21:17:00.000-04:0011:22 AM: I was thinking the same ... Basically re...11:22 AM: I was thinking the same ... Basically reflecting on what kind of argument would generate such a lethal reaction from a sixty-five year old who has never even had a criminal record. It's beyond unfortunate for both families, and there are two little girls who lost their fathers. The lesson at hand folks – never follow a stranger into a parking lot in order to continue an argument triggered by road rage. It's clearly not worth it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9615048.post-32721281795380093462008-08-07T11:22:00.000-04:002008-08-07T11:22:00.000-04:00Not to belittle the death of the federal agent in ...Not to belittle the death of the federal agent in question, but my understanding is that it had nothing to do with his position as a federal agent. In fact, wasn't it over a road rage issue? Or was it a fight over a parking spot? I can't remember.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9615048.post-71291410230826155242008-08-05T18:01:00.000-04:002008-08-05T18:01:00.000-04:00today a federal agent was murdered in fort lauderd...today a federal agent was murdered in fort lauderdale...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9615048.post-49344617935769912022008-08-05T17:13:00.000-04:002008-08-05T17:13:00.000-04:00They deserve protection, but come on. GUNS?! The...They deserve protection, but come on. GUNS?! There are about 10 prosecutors in the S.D. of FL that are responsible enough to carry a gun -- that is all we need, overly zealous, self-aggrandizing fed's with little to no meaningful training carrying weapons on the way into work. I can see it now:<BR/><BR/>[Driving on I-95 - AUSA Ass Hole, I Am, ("AHIA") is cut off by a BMW ("Cowboy") southbound]<BR/><BR/>AHIA: Cut ME off will you? I guess you don't know who I am.<BR/><BR/>[AHIA speeds his Honda up and inch by inch reels in the Cowboy] <BR/><BR/>[Along side, AHIA gains the attention of Cowboy and they lower their windows]<BR/><BR/>AHIA: Don't you know who I am?!<BR/><BR/>Cowboy: Huh?<BR/><BR/>AHIA: You just assaulted a FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER!!!<BR/><BR/>Cowboy: Que?<BR/><BR/>AHIA: I know you speak English...now you are lying to a Federal Official--haven't you ever heard of 1001!?!<BR/><BR/>Cowboy: Que?<BR/><BR/>AHIA: Oh yeah? Now you've done it!<BR/><BR/>[AHIA displays his brand new chrome Dessert Eagle .50 cal, the gun he has been dreaming about being able to whip out ever since...well, puberty]<BR/><BR/>Cowboy: Dios Mio! Mierda. Usted está loco. ¿Qué usted está haciendo? ¡Cambié solamente carriles!<BR/><BR/>AHIA: I'm a what? You want to do what to my mother? <BR/><BR/>[Cowboy revs his engine and the chase begins - like a bird and prey - AHIA does not intend on letting this Cowboy get away...if he had only remembered to pick up his Blue Light, then Cowboy would really know who to respect.]<BR/><BR/>Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion of...A-Hole and his pistola.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com