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TOP ATTORNEYS PAY TOP DUES TO BECOME FOUNDERS OF THE AKBA
MIAMI, FL - Many (so called) top attorneys from the South Florida area have offered to pay top dues to become part of the Ass Kissers Bar Association "AKBA" which rapidly replaced the half-bought "DCBA" Dade County Bar Association as well as the totally sold out "CABA" Cuban American Bar Association. Unfortunately for the Wilkie something association, no one takes them serious enough to include them. Proof is the fact that they are once again in the midst of changing their name in an effort to finally become acknowledged. (Sorry.)
The new executive board of the AKBA has promised to comprise into their association all the benefits that DCBA, CABA and even the Wilkie something association offered. Some examples include their more effective polling methods. They obtain the phone numbers to the friends of their favorite candidates/incumbents in order to only poll them. This is also done in an effort to not waste stamps on the 10,000 lawyers who never respond to the bar polls. This will still provide the ever important 100 votes/responses the DCBA and CABA obtain in their polls.
Additionally, AKBA promises to buy Guayaberas for all Judges as well as traditional African-American attire so that Judges can act like they care about the community.
As well, AKBA has promised to hire mercenaries to effectively intimidate any unwanted opposition. The mercenaries will also keep the media on payroll, as they have in the past, to facilitate shady reporting practices.
Membership in AKBA will also guarantee you many favorable rulings.
The honor of operating the daily business of the association was handed to an infamous music promoter. The music promoter stated he was planning on taking the Judges on tour to Puerto Rico to sing with past members of CAMBIO.
For more information on the Ass Kissers Bar Association (AKBA), please contact the establishment.
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